OMG this is so so so funny!
i cant wait till tml to post it up.
so here goes. (:
How To Annoy People In An Elevator.
Ask, 'did you hear that cable snapping sound?'
Call the psychic hotline from you cell phone, and ask if they know what floor you're on.
Drop a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream, 'That's mine!'
Hum the theme from Mission Impossible with yours eyes darting around the elevator.
How To Be Annoying At A Funeral.
Tell the widow that you're the deceased's gay lover.
Ask the widow to give you a kiss.
Drive behind the widow's limo and keep honking your horn.
Show up at the funeral services in a clown suit.
Ways To Annoy People At The Movies.
Throw popcorn in the air and yell, "It's snowing!"
Go, "Oooooh..." whenever anyone kisses.
Clap when the good guy gets killed.
Annoying Things To Do In A Swimming Pool.
Hit strangers with your flutter board.
Laugh at fat people in swimsuits.
Ask people if they have seen your pet shark.
Ways To Annnoy Your Roommate.
Become a mime. Nothing is more annoying than a mime.
Ask your roommate to pose for a portrait. Leave.
Build a snowman out of big balls of toilet paper. Throw water on it and begin to cry that the snowman is melting.
Buy a jack-in-the-box. Every day, turn the handle until the clown pops out. Scream continuously for twenty minutes.
General Ways to Annoy People.
Ask people to prove everything they say. (e.g. "I'm Bob, nice to meet you..." "PROVE IT!")
As much as possible, skip rather than walk.
At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down.
Begin all your sentences with "Ohh la la!"
Continue to ask someone, "Is this annoying? Is this annoying?" over and over and over.
Every time someone asks you to do something, ask them if they want fries with that.
Fart in cramped places.
Finish the 99 bottles of the beer song.
Go to McDonalds and ask for a BK Whopper.
Leave your Christmas lights up and lit until September.
Make appointments for the 31st of September.
Pretend you are invisible.
Pretend you have gone completely deaf.
Race the old woman for the last bus seat.
Select the same song on the jukebox fifty times.
Stand on a busy corner. Gasp, look and point up. See how many people look.
Wear large hats during the movies.
How To Annoy People On An Airplane.
Call the stewardess "nurse".
Pretend you're flying the plane.
Attempt to promote Hinduism among passengers.
i cant wait till tml to post it up.
so here goes. (:
How To Annoy People In An Elevator.
Ask, 'did you hear that cable snapping sound?'
Call the psychic hotline from you cell phone, and ask if they know what floor you're on.
Drop a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream, 'That's mine!'
Hum the theme from Mission Impossible with yours eyes darting around the elevator.
How To Be Annoying At A Funeral.
Tell the widow that you're the deceased's gay lover.
Ask the widow to give you a kiss.
Drive behind the widow's limo and keep honking your horn.
Show up at the funeral services in a clown suit.
Ways To Annoy People At The Movies.
Throw popcorn in the air and yell, "It's snowing!"
Go, "Oooooh..." whenever anyone kisses.
Clap when the good guy gets killed.
Annoying Things To Do In A Swimming Pool.
Hit strangers with your flutter board.
Laugh at fat people in swimsuits.
Ask people if they have seen your pet shark.
Ways To Annnoy Your Roommate.
Become a mime. Nothing is more annoying than a mime.
Ask your roommate to pose for a portrait. Leave.
Build a snowman out of big balls of toilet paper. Throw water on it and begin to cry that the snowman is melting.
Buy a jack-in-the-box. Every day, turn the handle until the clown pops out. Scream continuously for twenty minutes.
General Ways to Annoy People.
Ask people to prove everything they say. (e.g. "I'm Bob, nice to meet you..." "PROVE IT!")
As much as possible, skip rather than walk.
At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down.
Begin all your sentences with "Ohh la la!"
Continue to ask someone, "Is this annoying? Is this annoying?" over and over and over.
Every time someone asks you to do something, ask them if they want fries with that.
Fart in cramped places.
Finish the 99 bottles of the beer song.
Go to McDonalds and ask for a BK Whopper.
Leave your Christmas lights up and lit until September.
Make appointments for the 31st of September.
Pretend you are invisible.
Pretend you have gone completely deaf.
Race the old woman for the last bus seat.
Select the same song on the jukebox fifty times.
Stand on a busy corner. Gasp, look and point up. See how many people look.
Wear large hats during the movies.
How To Annoy People On An Airplane.
Call the stewardess "nurse".
Pretend you're flying the plane.
Attempt to promote Hinduism among passengers.
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